Boson Village III - The Vampires of Bosonville

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Um, I'm fairly sure that laying with the dead is more of a taboo than laying with the undead...

Fair play to Vlad for coming up with the idea of strapping her corpse to the hot water tank to stop rigor mortis from setting in. I saw them together in the tavern and thought her sleepy at best.

I was preparing an adultery/bigamy case, but thought better of it under the circumstances.

 

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Is it Adultery/Bigamy when a corpse is involved? Not that i'd press charges, she was as cold when alive as she is dead. Stone cold that is!

 

As a lawyer practicing in a village with an unknown 'undead' population, I consider it unwise to restrict my consultation on the basis of a client being a corpse or not.

 

Day 4

You awaken to discover that ALL of the Villagers survived. Well... mostly. Aloysius stumbles to the town square holding his neck. He is extremely pale and doesn't look well. He might just last through another vote, however.

7 Villagers Remain:
Aloysius the LLLawyer (JonnyMX)
BosunJack the Sailor (GiddyG)
Edmund the Doctor (Shadowrunner)
Felix the Stonemason (twizzle)
Giles the Farmer (kat731)
Hugh the Shepherd (BosonShadow)
Igor the Undertaker (nugget)

Killed by Staking:
Garett the Traveler (Gingerdave)
DrHogg the Missing (DrHogg)
Vlad the Troublemaker (jk2447)

Killed by Vampires:
Josiah the Drunk (Josiahb)
Eig the Woodworker (Gsteer)

One of two things must be true - either Aloysius is human, or the Vampires have taken to feeding on their own (aren't ALL lawyers bloodsuckers? ).

The nominations begin!

 

Are you thaying your wife wath a vampyre?

Therefore you mutht be one too.

Thtake him I thay.

 

Bloody hell!
That hurt.

Some absolute arse bit me!

Just wait until I clap eyes on 'em.
I'll recognise the aftershave if they come witin a mile of me!

 

Well you know what they say, he whos been bit by a vampire will soon become a vampire and bite back! So i nominate Alyoius for a staking! Plus after his last bill for 2000 groats just to witness a will signing he deserves a point.

 

You ingrate!

Fortunately I have a lawyer's constitution and can probably shake this off.

The blood is never coming out of this suit though.

I can't believe that the little s**ts went for me, after all I've done for human/vampire relations.

 

Come to think of it (cough), I'm finished anyway.
So I nominate me to be staked too.

I quite like the idea of being the only villager to be killed twice...

 

Historic moment, folks... the first Villager to nominate himself!

NOMINATED ALOYSIUS: Felix
SECONDED ALOYSIUS: errr... Aloysius.

A means you want the accused to be SPARED.
A means you want the accused to be STAKED.

Hugh votes for Aloysius to be SPARED.

Voting for Aloysius to be SPARED or STAKED

Votes: 1
Hugh the Shepherd (BosonShadow)

Votes: 1
Aloysius the LLLawyer (JonnyMX)

Not Yet Voted
BosunJack the Sailor (GiddyG)
Edmund the Doctor (Shadowrunner)
Felix the Stonemason (twizzle) (x2 - Mayor)
Giles the Farmer (kat731)
Igor the Undertaker (nugget)

A 4-4 tie vote will NOT cause Aloysius to be Staked! There will need to be a majority of votes (5) against Aloysius to STAKE him.

 

I'll take mine medium rare, like the hard man that I am!

 

Bloodthucking lawyers.

Thtake him.

 

Moving vote to the current page.

Voting for Aloysius to be SPARED or STAKED

Votes: 1
Hugh the Shepherd (BosonShadow)

Votes: 5
Aloysius the LLLawyer (JonnyMX)
Igor the Undertaker (nugget)
Felix the Stonemason (twizzle) (x2 - Mayor)
Giles the Farmer (kat731)

Not Yet Voted
BosunJack the Sailor (GiddyG)
Edmund the Doctor (Shadowrunner)

A 4-4 tie vote will NOT cause Aloysius to be Staked! There will need to be a majority of votes (5) against Aloysius to STAKE him.

 

Well i vote for teh bloodsucking leech to be staked liek a vampire, even if he isnt. for our lawyer friend.

 

Aloysius

 

You shower of b******ds.

Surely it's clear to you that I'm not of the undead... yet.

So, there are (cough) still vampires afoot in the village!

 

Being the fickle mayor that i am i wish to change my vote (just like i rigged the elections... oh wait...). I vote to spare the blood sucking leech lawyer . Instead i want to vote for that undertaker with the lisp Igor :thumdwn! He hasnt paid me for any headstones he ordered for a last dearly departed, and he asked for my best marble with inlaid gold inscriptions, he wouldnt settle on the cheaper silver for some reason!

 

What?
No (cough), I'm a gonner anyway - and I want to make sure that no part of me returns to get an equity in my profitable LLP.

Despite my efforts (cough, fart, spurt of blood) the undead of this community have decided to side against me.

Possibly because they owe me money, or because I have represented against them in the past?

I let you decide, but I am dead so it matters not (dabs blood off suit).

Mr Mayor, your changing fancies are the reason for half the redheads and half the fat chicks in the village being out for your blood. Although technically she is the same woman, your sister.

Farewell...

 

I'll have you knwo my sister (who's also my cousin) is no longer fat, she lost 20pounds last week, and then borrowed 30 from me! She's also no longer a red head, apprently blonde is this weeks color.
I'm sparing you as your going to die anyway, so we might as well take this opertunity to stake someone else! And that damned undertaker refuse to pay my bills! Claims theres no more making money from the dead.....Something about they keep comming back for a refund???

 

Unfortunately, Mayor, Aloysius got 5 votes before you changed your mind. Despite your pleas for a vote change, the rest of the Villagers take the already-dying body of Aloysius and accelerate the process: Aloysius has been STAKED!

Voting for Aloysius to be SPARED or STAKED

Votes: 1
Hugh the Shepherd (BosonShadow)

Votes: 5
Aloysius the LLLawyer (JonnyMX)
Igor the Undertaker (nugget)
Felix the Stonemason (twizzle) (x2 - Mayor)
Giles the Farmer (kat731)

Did Not Vote
BosunJack the Sailor (GiddyG)
Edmund the Doctor (Shadowrunner)

Another historic first: Aloysius is the first to (by all appearances) be taken out by both teams.