Bill Gates Dies and goes to heaven

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Bill Gates dies and goes to heaven,where saint Peter gives him a smart six-bedroom house with a pretty garden and a tennis court. Pleased with his lot , Bill quickly settles into the afterlife.
One day he is out walking when he bumps into a man wearing a fine tailored suit,"Thats really nice," say's Bill "where did you get it?" "Actually," say's the man "I was given 50 of these, plus two mansions, a yacht, a golf course and 4 Rolls-Royces", "Wow, were you a pope or a doctor healing the sick?" asks Bill. "No I was the captain of the Tinanic," Bill storms off to see Saint Peter, "How come the captain of a sunken ship gets all that while I, the inventor of the Windows operating system, get a crummy little house?" he asks. "We use Windows," says Saint Peter. "And the Titanic only crashed once."
Thought you would appreciate this
Missy

 

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I like it

 

LOL. Good one, Missy.

 

Missy, I can see we need to introduce you to Linux. You're already ready for it.

 

After running Windows 98, I bet she is, Freddy.

 

What could make someone long for a stable system more than running 98?