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Barbie Doll

Discussion in 'Just for Laughs' started by Raffaz, Dec 9, 2006.

  1. Raffaz

    Raffaz Kebab Lover Gold Member

    One day a father gets off of work and on his way home he remembers that it's his daughter's birthday. He pulls over to a toy store and asks the salesperson, "How much is the Barbie on the display window?"

    The salesperson answers, " Which one? We have:

    Work out Barbie for $19.95
    Shopping Barbie for $19.95
    Beach Barbie for $19.95
    Disco Barbie for $19.95
    Divorced Barbie for $265.95

    The amazed father asks: "What? Why is the Divorced Barbie $265.95 and the others only $19.95?"

    The salesperson answers:

    "Sir, 'Divorced Barbie' is a complete set. She comes with:

    Ken's Car, Ken's House, Ken's Dog, Ken's Children, Ken's Boat, Ken's Furniture, Ken's Computer and... as a special feature, Ken's Best Friend."
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