Attempt #2

Discussion in 'Just for Laughs' started by AJ, Apr 22, 2004.

  1. AJ

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    A blind man enters a Lesbian bar by mistake. He finds his way to a bar
    stool and orders a drink. After sitting there for a while the blind guy
    yells to the bartender: "Hey, wanna hear a blonde joke?' A deathly
    silence transcends the bar.
    In a deep, husky, menacing voice, the woman next to him says: "Before you tell that joke, you should know something. The bartender is blonde, the bouncer is blonde, and I'm a 6' tall, 200lb blonde with a black belt in Karate. What's more, the woman sitting next to me is blonde and she's a weight lifter. The lady to your right is a blonde and she's a pro wrestler. Think about it seriously, Mister. You still wanna tell that joke?"
    The blind man pauses to think, and says, "Nah, not if I'm gonna have to
    explain it five times."
     
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  2. mattwest

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    Nice!
     
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  3. SimonV
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    Very good AJ
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  4. Jakamoko
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  5. nugget
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    Class act.[​IMG]
     
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  6. tripwire45
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    I assume the blind gentlemen expired soon after that last remark...or is this a matter of the blind leading the blonde? :lol:
     
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