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Discussion in 'Just for Laughs' started by Raffaz, Jul 1, 2007.

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  1. Raffaz

    Raffaz Kebab Lover Gold Member

    Two Irishmen walk into a pet shop in Dingle. They head to the bird
    section and Gerry says to Paddy, "Dat's dem."

    The owner comes over and asks if he can help them.

    "Yeah, we'll take four of dem dere little budgies in dat cage up
    dere, " says Gerry.

    The owner puts the budgies in a cardboard box.

    Paddy and Gerry pay for the birds, leave the shop and get into
    Gerry's truck to drive to the top of the Connor Pass.

    At the Connor Pass, Gerry looks down at the 1000 foot drop and says,
    "Dis looks like a grand place."

    He takes two birds out of the box, puts one on each shoulder and
    jumps off the cliff.

    Paddy watches as the budgies fly off and Gerry falls all the way to
    the bottom, killing himself stone dead.

    Looking down at the remains of his best pal, Paddy shakes his head
    and says, "Fook dat. Dis budgie jumping is too fook'n dangerous for

    THERE'S MORE. . .

    Moment's later, Seamus arrives up at Connor Pass.

    He's been to the pet shop too and walks up to the edge of the cliff
    carrying another cardboard box in one hand and a shotgun in the other.

    "Hi, Paddy. Watch dis," Seamus says.

    He takes a parrot from the box and lets him fly free.

    He then throws himself over the edge of the cliff with the gun.

    Paddy watches as half way down, Seamus takes the gun and shoots the

    Seamus continues to plummet down and down until he hits the bottom
    and breaks every bone in his body.

    Paddy shakes his head and says, "And I'm never trying dat
    parrotshooting either!"


    Paddy is just getting over the shock of losing two friends when Sean

    He's also been to the pet shop and is carrying a cardboard box out of
    which he pulls a chicken.

    Sean then takes the chicken by its legs and hurls himself off the
    cliff and disappears down and down until he hits a rock and breaks his

    Once more Paddy shakes his head. "Fook dat, lads. First dere was
    Gerry with his budgiejumping, den Seamus parrotshooting.... and now
    Sean and his fook'n hengliding!"

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  2. aw69

    aw69 Byte Poster

    Please no more their's tears in my eyes my sides hurt and the kids are looking funny at me and wondering if I am alright lol
    very funny
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