An oldie, but goodie

Discussion in 'Just for Laughs' started by cazzam35, Jan 17, 2005.

  1. cazzam35

    cazzam35 Kilobyte Poster

    The other night I was invited out for a night with the guys. I

    promised my wife that I would be home by midnight.

    Well, the hours passed and the vodkas went down way too easily.

    Around 3am, a bit loaded, I headed for home.

    Just as I got in the door, the cuckoo clock in the hall started up and

    cuckooed three times.

    quickly, realising my wife would probably wake up, I cuckooed

    another nine times.

    I was really proud of myself for coming up with such a quick-witted

    solution (even when totally smashed), in order to escape a possible

    conflict with her.

    The next morning my wife asked me what time I got in and I told her:

    "Midnight." She didn't seem pissed off at all. Phew! Got away with

    that one!

    Then she said, "We need a new cuckoo clock."

    When I asked her why, she said, "Well, last night our clock cuckooed

    three times, then said, "Oh sh*t," cuckooed four more times, cleared its


    cuckooed another three times, giggled, cuckooed twice more, and then

    tripped over the coffee table and farted."

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