A woman meets a handsome man in a bar

Discussion in 'Just for Laughs' started by nugget, Jun 7, 2004.

  1. nugget
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    nugget Junior toady

    A woman meets a handsome man in a bar
    They talk, they connect, they end up leaving together.

    They get back to his place and as he shows her around his apartment.

    She notices that his bedroom is completely packed with sweet cuddly teddy bears. Hundreds of cute little bears on a shelf all the way along the floor. Cuddly medium sized ones on a shelf a little higher, and huge enormous bears on the top shelf along the wall.

    The woman is a bit surprised that a man would have such a collection of teddy bears, especially one so extensive, but she decides not to mention this to him and is actually quite impressed that he can so freely express his sensitive side.

    She turns to him ... they kiss .... and then they rip each others clothes off and make hot steamy love.

    After an intense night of passion with this sensitive man they are lying together in the afterglow, the woman leans over to him and whispers "Well, how was it?"

    The man says..

    "Not bad, help yourself to any prize from the bottom shelf." :eek:
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  2. flex22

    flex22 Gigabyte Poster

    Ahhh how sweet :lovly
  3. Jakamoko
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    Jakamoko On the move again ...

    A peach - another of those punchlines you don't expect :lol:
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  4. tripwire45
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    tripwire45 Zettabyte Poster

    At which point she rips him a new one which has nothing to do with his clothes! :eek: :lol:
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  5. AJ

    AJ 01000001 01100100 01101101 01101001 01101110 Administrator

    Good one Nuggs!!!
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