A pet as a gift

Discussion in 'Just for Laughs' started by nugget, Jun 9, 2004.

  1. nugget
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    nugget Junior toady

    A woman is shopping for a pet as a gift for her husband, but
    she is concerned that the prices that the Pet Shop are
    charging are very high. She goes to the clerk and explains
    her concern. "Well, I have a frog in the back that I can let
    you have for £50," the assistant says.

    "£50?" the woman replies. "That seems terribly expensive for
    a frog."

    "Well, this frog is worth it. It's been trained to give
    blow jobs."

    The woman is stunned, but because her husband loves this
    sort of sex, and because she is not particularly fond of
    it, she decides the frog might be a good investment. She
    buys the frog, brings it home, presents it to her husband
    and explains its special value.

    The husband is sceptical, but promises he'll give the frog a
    try that night. The woman goes to sleep happily knowing she
    won't be bothered by her husband that night.

    She is suddenly awakened by a clatter coming from the
    kitchen. She goes downstairs and finds the frog and her
    husband pulling out pots and pans and poring over cookbooks.

    "What are you two doing down here?" she asks.

    Her husband responds, "If I can teach this frog to cook,
    you're out of here!" :ivn
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  2. AJ

    AJ 01000001 01100100 01101101 01101001 01101110 Administrator

    A beaut Nugget
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  3. Jakamoko
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    Jakamoko On the move again ...

    Absolute screamer, Nugg 8) :lol:

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