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A Mother's Letter

Discussion in 'Just for Laughs' started by Mitzs, Oct 5, 2006.

  1. Mitzs
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    Mitzs Ducktape Goddess

    Dear Son, Just a few lines to let you know that I am still alive. I am writing slowly because I know that you can't read that fast. You won't know the house when you come home as we've moved. About your father, he has got a lovely new job. He has 500 men under him, he cuts grass at the cemetery. Your sister Mary had a baby this morning. I haven't found out yet whether its a boy or a girl so I don't know if you're an aunt or an uncle. I went to the doctors on Thursday and your father came with me. The doctor put a small tube in my mouth and told me not to talk for 10 minutes. Your father offered to buy it from him. Your uncle Patrick drowned last week in a vat of Irish whiskey at the Dublin brewery. Some of his workmates tried to save him, but he fought them off bravely. They cremated him and it took 3 days to put the fire out. It only rained twice this week, first for 3 days then for 4 days. We had a letter from the undertaker. He said that if the last payment on your grandmother's plot wasn't paid in 7 days, up she comes. Your Loving Mother. P.S. I was going to send you 5 pounds but I have already sealed the envelope.:biggrin :biggrin :biggrin

    This might be a old one to your guys, because I found it on irish shop.com. But I have never seen it before and I had tears coming down my face by the time I was done reading it.
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  2. twizzle

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    Good one Mitz... Wouldnt be so bad except thats exactly the kind of letter me old ma would write to me...she's from Cornwall, least thats her excuse. SHe thinks if you touch electric wires while standing ina puddle you get Hydroelectrocuted!
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