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21things to say at xmas

Discussion in 'Just for Laughs' started by twizzle, Dec 19, 2006.

  1. twizzle

    twizzle Gigabyte Poster

    Ok this email just hit my desk at work and i thought u guys would love it....

    21 things you can say at Christmas and get away with it!!!

    1. I prefer breasts to legs
    2. Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist.
    3. Smother the butter all over the breasts!
    4. If I don't undo my trousers, I'll burst!
    5. I've never seen a better spread!
    6. I'm in the mood for a little dark meat.
    7. Are you ready for seconds yet?
    8. It's a little dry; do you still want to eat it?
    9. Just wait your turn, you'll get some!
    10. Don't play with your meat.
    11. Stuff it up between the legs as far as it will go.
    12. Do you think you'll be able to handle all these people at once?
    13. I didn't expect everyone to come at the same time!
    14. You still have a little bit on your chin.
    15. How long will it take after you put it in?
    16. You'll know it's ready when it pops up.
    17. Just pull the end and wait for the bang.
    18. That's the biggest bird I've ever had!
    19. I'm so full, I've been gobbling nuts all morning
    20. Wow, I didn't think I could handle all that and still want more!
    21. I do like a good stuffing.

    Btw i agree with 1,3 and 11.. i say them all the time lol!:oops:
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