Zeb. You know what Sunday is don't you?

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Anyone else here feeling the hype all this week for EL CLASICO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!???

 

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Ohhhhhhh yes.

Big-ass LCD TV bought last weekend? Check.
Seven Cules invited round, together with the customary two Madrileno scumbags who turn up to every Clasico at my house? Check.
Beers already cooling in my fridge (48 of them)? Check.
Ingredients bought for my extra special albondigas, empanadas and chiles rellenos? Check
Madrid going home pointless after being soundly thumped? Check

 

You forgot to add:

Christiano Ronaldo being given a lesson in 'sexy football'. CHECK.

I'm all set for El Clasico. Got a pile of Cules attending the local watering hole with me. Alas I also have to acknowledge a couple of 'Blancos Maricones' but I've instructed them to watch the game outside as they are pariahs on Clasico day.

VAMOS BARCA! DESTOY THE MADRIDISTAS!!!!!!!!!!!

 

I just hope Barca beat Madrid and make Ronaldo eat his acid tongued words he's been reeling off that gob of his all week!

 

Dunno what you're all talking about, but can I come for the food?

 

I agree, Barcelona all the way! and I don't know about Christiano but I'd be careful the kid has a few tricks up his sleeve.

 

Nope.
I prefer the sound of Zeb's menu.

Mind you, if his new avatar is anything to go by, maybe I shouldn't eat anything round his house...

 

No-one's invited, except Barca & Real fans. Even then, the places are limited, due to me buying enough ingredients for only a few people (mainly myself, of course). Also, you probably wouldn't want to come round anyway - I'm not a nice person when Barca lose. Of course, that isn't very likely to happen, but best you steer clear just in case.

 

What do you think the score will be Zeb?

I'm going for 3-2 Barca win. More importantly I just want to see Ronaldo get his comeuppance.

Messi and Ibrahimovic look good to start or at least play some part in the match. Hopefully Ibra can smack a few more balls in the net with the speed and accuracy of his free kick at the Real Zaragoza match a few weeks ago.

Los Blancos better not play foul like in previous encounters. They even think about hacking down our players I hope Puyol kicks their heads in!

 

Ever since christiano bloody ronaldo appeared in the world of professional football I've wished Vinnie Jones never quit, he'd break his record for fastest ever sending off against that total penis.

for one weekend only: COME ON YOU BARCA!

 

Time for a little NFL action.

How you like my Titans now, Zeb?

 

Better than I like my Broncos...

Anyway, stop hijacking threads about 'real' football

 

Fixed.