You know you've been working in IT too long when...

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Ok, Its safe to say you need a holiday!

I've dreamt about some pretty wierd stuff but, (so far), nothing about IT!

 

I pretty much live and breathe IT myself. I work on IT all day, and then at night at home I have projects of my own I work on. Then I just got done watching both seasons of "The IT Crowd". So yeah, ive had IT dreams before.

When ive had enough of computers I go in the yard and shoot my gun around, shoot some targets. Its a nice stress reliever. But yeah, I need a holiday. Im trying to plan one soon. Sounds like you should probobly do the same. Especially since you poor britans cant own firearms

 

I call these "fever dreams", although usually having a fever has nothing to do with them. They are the somewhat disturbing dreams you have when you are trying to solve a "real-life" problem and the problem enters your "dream world". As if you don't have to work hard enough when you are at work (and awake)...

 

That's what you get for getting a laptop with a Celeron.

Did your screen look like this?

 

I agree, hey Arroryn - when was the last time you had a real break from IT???

BTW hows the training going - cycle ride?

 

You need either a good holiday, a few beers or a visit to the shrink or a mixture of all 3!!
If it was me it would be all 3.

 

Well at least it aint as bad as talking in your sleep...I did that once...it was when I started working for BT Broadband over 4years ago. I was in bed with my girlfriend at the time and suddenly started talking like I was having a phone conversation with a customer. needless to say that was the first and last time I ever did that.

 

I did read it... I'm trying to figure out how the heck a manual typewriter displays Web metadata content without displaying it on an... err... "external display device".

 

Hey! That was my first "computer". I have very fond memories of my old Etch-A-Sketch.

 

Ok now that I have put on my gypsy turbon Madam Mitzs sees all and your dreams are telling you....

1.

You need a laptop that isn't a piece of shite. ( Hint no celerons)

2.

This would indicate that you never want to be without technology because you are to lazy to do manual labor.

3.

Get new friends. Ones that will lie to you in your time of need!

4.

Dreamweaver....


Your session with Madam Mitzs is now over. Your payment is 5 full pints and a pictue of gav in his skirt. Due immediately

 

was it anything like this