Yet Another joke

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  1. JK2447
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    I went to the doctor the other day and he said I was a paranoid schizophrenic . . . . . .well, he didn't say it but WE knew he was thinking it
     
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  2. dazza786

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    mods -> please ban him

    If not for his poor joke, for his annoyingly large font and spam

    thanks:biggrin
     
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    Mate, don't be intimidated by my comedy genius
     
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    Made me chuckle that one. :)
     
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    Reminds me of the joke about the Indian guy who kept waking up in the middle of the night and going to his other tent. He went to see the doctor about it, apparently its because hes two tents.
     
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    There's an oxymoron if ever I've seen one!:twisted:
     
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    please explain
     
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    Two Tents....... Too Tense!!!!!

    Shhh!! The penny will drop in a minute :D
     
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    A guy went to a psychiatrist. "Doc," he said, "I keep having these alternating recurring dreams. First I'm a teepee, then I'm a wigwam, then I'm a teepee, and then I'm a wigwam. It's driving me crazy. What's wrong with me?"

    The doctor replied, "It's very simple. You're two tents."
     
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    A very sick man goes to the doctors and the doctor says "I'm terribly sorry but you have a week to live. . . . and alzheimers"

    The man replies "thank god for that I thought you was going to say I had a week to live"
     
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    I see the bad jokes are hitting an all time low :rolleyes:
     
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    Easily said when you haven't stepped up to the plate :rolleyes::biggrin
     
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    What would you rather have, alzheimers or parkinsons?

    Personally, it would be parkinsons. I'd rather spill half my pint than forget where I'd put it!
     
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    Don't you mean, "ban them"? :p
     
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