Worst joke of all time?

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Mine has got to be

Where does Kylie get her kebabs?














Jason's-donna-van


A true clasic.

 

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Poor! Very Very Poor!

 

What is ET short for ?













Cause he only has wee legs.

 

this is classic but ive said it here before so bare with me.


what do ya call cheese that isn't your's?












Nacho cheese!!

 

Can one of the Mod's please rename this thread

'Worst Joke of All Time!'

 

I think Si is right, this should be called worst jokes of all time

Where did Napoleon keep his armies?










In his sleevies

 

what do you call a man with a spade on his head?





Dug.


what do you call a man with a seagull on his head?




cliff.

 

Phoenix, Please can I borrow your shotgun?

 

i got threatened with that the last time i posted my bestest jokes.

but he was too scared to use it.......

 

The first joke I ever remember from school was:

Why did the orange stop rolling?









Because it ran out of juice.

I didn't understand it at the time, now I do and realise it's not funny. Becuase the orange would only stop rolling if resitance were to drain it's kinetic energy, or it tried to go uphill, or an elephant sat on it...

 

Peter Kay classic.

What do Blackpool donkey's get for lunch...













30 minutes!

 

[Disclaimer: courtesy of 7 year old daughter:]

Why did Tigger stick his head down the toilet ?



















Cos' he was looking for Pooh !

 

PLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEASE Phoenix?

 

LOL - I know from experience, Simon - begging doesn't work with Ryan !

btw, I love the way you have slipped into the commentator's role on this Thread - keep up the good work !

 

Please make this an exception!

If not I think that my shoe laces may come in useful!

 

Maybe mooomin's penguin will lend you his?

BTW I think ET is short for anything over 3 feet.

 

I darent even ask the Penguin!

Perhaps the penguin's why Pheo bottled using his on moominboy last time!