world cup related joke

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Friend just told me this , just had the share..




What's the difference between Katie Price and a Vuvuzela horn?





One's a cheap plastic bit of trash that makes an annoying whining noise every time you turn on the T.V.
The other is a musical instrument.

 

Nice one ...

 

Possibly the best world cup joke I've seen so far, the only other close contender was after Rio Ferdinand was injured:

"England players protect yourselves from Emile Heskey, disguise yourself as a goal."

 

Rob Green has trained today and in 3 hrs he had 4,000 shots fired at him and did not concede a single goal.



Tomorrow, him and Heskey will train with the rest of the squad.

 

Slightly un P.C but doing the rounds on twitter.

"You give an African 2 pounds a month and what do they do? Buy a bloody trumpet."

 

Whats the difference between a teabag and England footbal team?




Teabag stays longer in the cup.

 

This one made me laugh! and its IT related!

I think my computer has got the Rob Green virus! Its not saving anything!!!

 

Here's a good one

Heskey is a world class striker

 

To be fair, he's only let one shot get past him in two games. Sounds to me like it's the offense that's having problems, not the defense.

That said... the joke was pretty funny.

 

Robert Green went back to the changing rooms sat down, his head fell into his hands..... and he dropped it.

 

Oh yeah he was made an escape goat by the British press, really the whole team was poor and after the other nights match that really showed the truth of the situation.

That is, they have gone from favourites to probably not making it to the next round in a matter of a few games.

I honestly think they're missing Beckham out there

 

Too many world cup jokes..although the ones I have will end up causing a riot haha

 

SCAPEGOAT.

Sorry but that one really jars.

 

I love it corrects me then finishes off with a slang based idiom

 

Slang based idiom is fair enough. It's done deliberately, for comedic effect. 'Escape Goat' is not

 

will have to take you word for it.

anyway apparently the word is derived form a mistranslation in the first place

 

OXO are bringing out a new stock cube, all White with a Red Cross - it's called 'Laughing Stock'.

 

haha good one

 

hahaha I am still laughing.