Who's in charge?

Discussion in 'Just for Laughs' started by nugget, Apr 22, 2004.

  1. nugget
    Honorary Member

    nugget Junior toady

    You may have struck people like this.

    The organs of the body were having a meeting, trying to decide who was in charge.

    Each organ took a turn speaking up: Brain....I should be in charge because I run all body functions. Blood...I should be in charge because I circulate oxygen for the brain. Stomach...I should be in charge because I process food to the brain. Legs....I should be in charge because I take the brain where it wants to go. Eyes...I should be in charge because I let the brain see where it's going. A$$hole...I should be in charge because I get rid of your waste.

    All the other parts laughed and made the a$$hole very mad. To prove his point, the a$$hole immediately slammed tightly closed and stayed that way for 6 days, refusing to rid the body of any waste whatsoever.

    Day 1 - Brain got a terrible headache and cried out for relief
    Day 2 - Stomach got bloated and began to ache terribly
    Day 3 - Legs got cramps and became unstable
    Day 4 - Eyes became watery and vision became blurred
    Day 5 - Blood became toxic and poisoned the body
    Day 6 - The other organs agreed to let the a$$hole be in charge.

    The moral of the story: No matter who you are, or how important you think you are, you will find that it's always the a$$hole that's in charge.
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  2. SimonV
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    SimonV Petabyte Poster Gold Member

    True nugget true.. :lol:
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  3. AJ

    AJ 01000001 01100100 01101101 01101001 01101110 Administrator

    For the love of God please slow down with the jokes already. Don't know about anyone else but my side are aching with laughing too much. :lol:
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  4. mattwest

    mattwest Megabyte Poster

    Too true! The boss is always the a$$hole!!
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