Who was more drunk

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One monday after work, three male friends met up at a local bar to hang out and relax after a hard day.



Like they always do, they told stories to see who got the most drunk last night. The first man started, "Dudes, i got soo drunk last night i blew chunks".



"Oh, thats nothing. I got so drunk last night, i passed out at a stoplight and woke up in jail. I barly got out in time to get to work!"



"You guys think you've had it bad? I was so drunk that on my way home i picked up a hooker and brought her home. When my wife woke up this morning she freaked and i had no idea why."



After a few seconds man one replys: "Uh... maybe i should clarify...... 'Chunks' is my dog."

 

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Lol, good stuff