which part first.....?

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WHICH PART OF YOUR BODY GOES TO HEAVEN FIRST?



The nun teaching Sunday school was speaking to her class one morning

and she asked
the question, "When you die and go to Heaven...which part

of



your body goes first?"

Suzy raised her hand and said, "I think it's your hands."



"Why do you think it's your hands, Suzy?"



Suzy replied, "Because when you pray, you hold your hands together in



front of you and God just takes your hands

first."



"What a wonderful answer!" the nun said.



Little Oscar raised his hand and said, "Sister, I think it's your

legs."



The nun looked at him with the strangest look on her face. "Now Oscar,



why do you think it would be your legs?"



Little Oscar said, "Well, I walked into Mommy and Daddy's bedroom the

other night. Mommy had her legs straight up
in the air and she was

saying, "Oh God, I'm coming!"

"If Dad hadn't pinned her down, we'd have lost her."



The Nun fainted


tm canadian lady humour ltd

 

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Good Stuff!

 

Nice one dude

 

Classic

 

Love it.

 

An oldie but a goodie.