What women want

Discussion in 'Just for Laughs' started by nugget, Apr 22, 2004.

  1. nugget
    Honorary Member

    nugget Junior toady

    A "Husband Shopping Center" was opened where a woman
    could go to choose from among many men, for her husband. It was laid out
    in five floors, with the men increasing in positive attributes as you
    ascended up the floors. The only rule was, once you opened the door to any
    floor, you must choose a man from that floor, and if you went up a floor, you
    couldn't go back down except to leave the place.

    So, a couple of girlfriends go to the place to find men. First floor,
    the door had a sign saying "These men have jobs and love kids." The women
    read the sign and say "Well that's better than not having jobs, or not loving
    kids, but I wonder what's further up?" So up they go.

    Second floor says "These men have high paying jobs, love kids, and are
    extremely good looking" Hmmm, say the girls. But, I wonder what's
    further up?".

    Third floor: "These men have high paying jobs, are extremely good
    looking, love kids and help with the housework." Wow! say the women. Very
    tempting, BUT, there's more further up!? And so again, they go up.

    Fourth floor: "These men have high paying jobs, love kids, are extremely
    good looking, help with the housework, and have a strong romantic
    Oh, mercy me. But just think!?!?! What must be awaiting us further on!

    So up to the fifth floor they go. The sign on that door said "This floor
    is just to prove that women are impossible to please. Thank you for
    shopping and have a nice day!
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  2. mattwest

    mattwest Megabyte Poster


    :lol: :lol: :lol:
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  3. tripwire45
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    tripwire45 Zettabyte Poster

    Oh man, it sure feels like that, sometimes.
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  4. Greebo

    Greebo Byte Poster

    Not impossible, just highly improbable :rolleyes:

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