Wedding dress

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Son asked his mother: "Mum, why are wedding dresses white?"



The mother looks at her son and replies, "Son, this shows your Friends and relatives that your bride is pure."



The son thanks his Mum and goes off to double-check this with his father.



Dad why are wedding dresses white?"



The father looks at his son in surprise and says, "Son, all household appliances come in white."

 

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ooooooh, I'm gonna slap that arse of yours if I ever get hold of ya!!!!!

 

I look forward to it

 

Having reviewed all of your posts, I'm just glad I'm not your girlfriend.

For several reasons, obviously...

 

hmmmm.

 

Yeah, that could explain why im single lol

 

Wasn't there something with a chain being to long....?

 

awww, it was just a joke people, even if a bad one. I doubt he really treats his women like that. You don't do you?

 

Heh

 

Of course i dont lol

 

See, what I tell you all. I for one belive the sexy bald guy.

 

Nope the chain has to be just long enough to reach from the kitchen to the bedroom and also to the computer desk for when i need a drink bringing to me!

 

Hearing that is enough to send anyone into therapy!

 

I can't not even belive you went there! This is ought to hold you for a day or two.

 

Well I agree if you find the bald guy sexy too.

 

What can I say I'm a sucker for a bald head, but my heart belongs to Joe and he would have a cow if I flew half way around the cournty to meet people he doesn't know. OMG, I would be so single when I got back.

 

Yeah, but he wouldn't be lonely.

He'd have the cow.

J.