Three desperately ill men

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Three desperately ill men met with their doctor one day to discuss
their options. One was an alcoholic, one was a chain smoker, and one
as a homosexual. The doctor, addressing all three of them, said, "If
any of you indulge in your vices one more time, you will surely die."

The men left the doctor's office, each convinced that he would never
again indulge himself in his vice. While walking toward the subway for
their return trip to the suburbs, they passed a bar. The alcoholic,
hearing the loud music and smelling the ale, could not stop himself.
His buddies accompanied him into the bar, where he had a shot of
whiskey. No sooner had he replaced the shot glass on the bar, he fell
off his stool, stone cold dead.

His companions, somewhat shaken, left the bar, realizing how seriously
they must take the doctor's words. As they walked along, they came
upon a cigarette butt lying on the ground, still burning. The
homosexual looked at the chain smoker and said, "If you bend over to
pick that up, we're both dead."

 

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lol nice one nugget

 

lol I like that one

 

Beaut, Nugg LOL

 

Good one again Nugget.

 

Well since no one even laughed at my one that I left about Girlfriend 1.0 I have to say Nugg you done a good job again.