The Saga of Paris Hilton

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I've been recording this whole "traumatic" affair at Tech-Unity but I thought there might be a bit of interest on this side of the pond as well:

http://www.tech-unity.com/forums/showthread.php?t=11538

 

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Damn right, why should she only stay in there 3 days.

She annoys me, famous and wealthy because of her family and thinks the world owes her something.

 

what a lot of people don't know about all this ongoing painfull saga: Paris can not be detained in prison due to the fact she is just sooooo skinny she can walk inbetween the bars of the cell, thus no prison can hold the hilton


honestly, sick to death of this talentless waif, banksy did a good number on her though. I enjoyed that.

 

Not as good a number as Sarah Silverman did.

Now THAT'S brutal

 

There is justice in the world after all

 

Thats class

 

Why is it that people who are rich think they can get away with things?

And why is it reality tv stars who are as thick as pig **** become famous?

In this country we had Jade Goody who thought East Anglia (Norfolk area of England) was in Spain and was pronounced East Angular.

She made millions by being stupid and thick, the only difference I can see between her and Paris is that Paris is semi good looking and Jade goody is not

Getting back to Paris she should do her time and hopefully get some brains

 

Sarah Silverman...im taking u out on a date darling...that was fantastic...

But yes Paris the skinny lil wh*** that she is, should stay in prison and not be let out after 3 days!! I dont care if she is getting a tag on her...

THey just wana be nice to her cos she is the heiress of a hotel millionaire...and yet its like us mere mortals dont get a second look in...

and as for the press...if anything I blame them too...all the frigging hysteria cos Paris is going to jail...oooh woopie doo!!

I say let her stay in there and not let her out until she at least gains more weight and doesnt act like some spoilt child (oh wait hold on she already is)

Just to add from Trips link...it is shocking how she gets sent home cos of some "medical problem", yet when poor old Reggie (or was it Ronny) Kray was on his deathbed they wouldnt allow him to leave jail. Ok so maybe gangster killings and drink driving are two seperate crimes...but still both are high profile people (well were in the Kray's part) and Paris gets off lightly?!?!?!

Right, plan of action people...lose weight, get a blonde wig, go out and get wasted, drive back home and get arrested. Lets see who gets to home to early from jail.

 

I don't do TV for exactly this reason.

At all.

Don't own one.

You saddos.

J.

 

Latest news report:

http://www.livevideo.com/video/APnews/848307D9F2F24F3D8EDE08D750AF3417/screaming-paris-hilton-sent-ba.aspx?tx_site=yourfilehost.com&tx_cid=3482&tx_category=1

 

Wow! Sarah Silverman slam dunked Hilton. Of course, the judge got the last word Friday morning when Hilton was dragged of to jail screaming.

Actually, I hate to say this but I feel kind of bad about it all. I *do* believe justice is being served, but it's pretty easy to take cheap shots at Hilton under the circumstances. Nothing in her pampered little life has even begun to prepare her for a jail experience.

I could probably do 45 days in "special" jail with almost no real problem. I'd have most of my time alone to catch up on my reading. I'd be fed three squares a day. No responsibility to go to work, wash the dishes or any of that stuff. Sure, the room is small and I only get an hour outside every day to exercise or watch a bit of the tube, but all and all, not hard labor.

Hilton has probably *never* had any of her liberties restricted at all. For her, it must be extremely traumatic not to be able to control the events in her life for 4 to 6 weeks.

That said, her current situation can be defined as "comeupance" and I sincerely hope she manages to learn a bit of humility.

 

Heard she tried it, got all the way out up to her neck. Then that big fat head of hers got stuck. She not going anywhere. Atleast for the weekend. Bet she is having club withdraw right about now.

 

In response to wagnerks comment...lol...I dont watch TV either but still helps to keep up with current affairs...hmmm Big Brother anyone?

 

I like that show too Noel. I wish I could watch your guys over there too. Ours starts here in july.

 

cheers for that, funny as funk. Her face was priceless.

 

true, her head is rather large. Come to think about it she reminds me of a skinny glammed up ET.