The Poker Player

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Two couples were playing poker one evening.

Jim accidentally dropped some cards on the floor. When he bent down
under the table to pick them up, he noticed Bob's wife Sue, wasn't
wearing any knickers or underwear under her dress! Shocked by this,
Jim, upon trying to sit back up again, hit his head hard on the table
and emerged red-faced.

Later, Jim went to the kitchen to get some refreshments. Bob's wife
followed him and asked, "Did you see anything that you liked under
there
Jim?". Surprised by her boldness, Jim admitted that, well indeed he
did. She said, "Well, you can have it, but it will cost you $500."

After taking a minute or two to assess the financial and moral costs
of
this offer, Jim confirmed that he was very interested.

Sue told him that since her husband Bob worked Friday afternoons and
Jim
didn't, Jim should be at her house around 2 p.m. Friday afternoon.

When Friday rolled around, Jim showed up at Bob's house at 2 p.m.
sharp
and after paying Sue the agreed sum of $500 - they went to the bedroom
and closed their transaction, as agreed. Jim quickly dressed and left.


As usual, Bob came home from work at 6 p.m. And upon arriving, asked
his wife: "Did Jim come by the house this afternoon?"

With a lump in her throat Sue answered "Why yes, he did stop by for a
few minutes this afternoon."

Her heart nearly skipped a beat when her husband curtly asked. "And
did
he give you $500?"

Sue, using her best poker face, replied, "Well, yes, in fact he did
give
me $500."

Bob, with a satisfied look on his face, surprised his wife by saying,
"He came by the office this morning and borrowed $500 from me. He
promised he'd stop by our house this afternoon on his way home and pay
me back."

Now THAT, my friends, is a poker player

 

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Thats class ahahaha

Really like that one!

 

Brilliant!

 

lol nice one

 

Love it.