The False Genie ...

Discussion in 'Just for Laughs' started by Bull Gates, Apr 1, 2006.

  1. Bull Gates

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    A husband takes his wife to play her first game of golf.

    Of course, the wife promptly hacked her first shot

    right through the window of the biggest house adjacent to the course.

    The husband cringed, "I warned you to be careful! Now we'll have
    to go up there, find the owner, apologize and see how much your
    lousy drive is going to cost us."

    So the couple walked up to the house and
    knocked on the door.

    A warm voice said, "Come on in." When they opened
    the door they saw the damage that was done: glass was all over the place, and a
    broken antique bottle was lying on its side near the broken

    A man reclining on the couch asked, "Are you the people that broke
    my window?"

    "Uh...yeah, sir. We're sure sorry about that," the
    husband replied.

    "Oh, no apology is necessary. Actually I want to thank
    you. You see,

    I'm a genie, and I've been trapped in that bottle for
    a thousand years.
    Now that you've released me, I'm allowed to grant
    three wishes. I'll Give you each one wish, but if you don't mind, I'll
    keep the last one for myself."

    "Wow, that's great!" the husband said. He pondered a
    moment and blurted out,

    "I'd like a million dollars a year for! the rest of my

    "No problem," said the genie. "You've got it, it's the least I can do. And I'll guarantee you a
    long, healthy life!"

    "And now you, young lady, what do you want?" the genie
    asked. "I'd like to own a gorgeous home complete with servants
    in every country in the world," she said.

    "Consider it done," the genie said. "And your homes will always be safe from fire,
    burglary and natural disasters!"

    "And now," the couple asked in unison, "what's your
    wish, genie?"

    " Well, since I've been trapped in that bottle and
    haven't been with a woman in more than a thousand years,
    my wish is to sleep with your wife."

    The husband looked at his wife and said, "Gee, honey, you know we both now
    have a fortune, and all those houses. What do you think?"

    She mul! led it over for a few moments and said, "You
    know, you're right. Considering our good fortune, I guess I
    wouldn't mind, but what about you, honey?"

    "You know I love you sweetheart," said the husband.

    "I'd do the same for you!" So the genie and the
    woman went upstairs
    where they spent the rest of the afternoon enjoying
    each other. The genie was insatiable.

    After about three hours of non-stop fun,
    the genie rolled over and looked directly into
    her eyes and asked, "How old are you and your

    "Why, we're both 35," she responded breathlessly.

    "Really?! Thirty-five years old and both of you still
    believe in genies?"

    :p :p :p
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