Tech Support Needed

Discussion in 'Just for Laughs' started by Pablo1888, Jun 2, 2005.

  1. Pablo1888

    Pablo1888 Byte Poster

    A friend is having trouble with his system.

    Last year he upgraded to girlfriend 1.0 from Drinking Mates 4.2 which he'd used for years without trouble. However, apparently there are conflicts between these two systems, the only solution was to try and run Girlfriend with the sound turned off.

    But to make matters worse, Girlfriend 1.0 is incompatible with several other applications, such as; Lads Night Out 1.1, Golf 2 and Playboy 6.0.

    Successive versions of Girlfriend proved no better, Girlfriend 3.0 has many bugs and left a virus in his system, forcing him to shut down completely for
    several weeks. Eventually he tried installing Girlfriend 2.1 as well as Girlfriend 1.0 only to discover when these two systems detected each other they caused severe damage to all his hardware.

    Sensing a way out, he upgraded to Fiance 1.0 only to discover to his dismay that this system requires rapid upgrading to Wife 1.0. However, whilst
    Wife 1.0 uses up all available resources it does come bundled with FreeSexPlus and Cleanhouse 2000.

    (I suspect this to be false. I thought Wife 1.0 include the 'SexonlyonBankHolidays' and the 'Getoffyourlazybuttandcleanthehouseyourself' sub-routines????) - Laughing Wolf

    But imagine my friends disappointment though on discovering Wife 1.0 can be unstable and costly to maintain, any mistakes he makes are automatically stored in Wife 1.0 Hardrive and can not be deleted - they then re-surface months later.

    Wife 1.0 also has an automatic InterDiary Explorer and E-mail Porn Filter. Wife 1.0 also automatically runs PhotoSTROP and WINGEzip and no option on the Help menu seems to work, leaving him to try and GUESS the fault himself.

    The system footprint needs updating regularly requiring Shoeshop browser Pro for new attachments - Hairstyle express needs to be reinstalled every week. It also refused some of the new Games and attachments he wanted to try, stating they are an illegal operation.

    When Wife 1.0 attaches itself to Lotus Car 1.0 it often crashes or runs the system dry.

    Wife 1.0 also has a rather annoying pop-up called Mother-in-law, which can't be turned off.

    Recently he's been tempted to try Mistress 2000 add-on, but there could be problems. If wife 1.0 detects the presence of mistress 2000, it will delete all MS Money files before un-installing itself.
    Certifications: MOUS Master, MCP 70-210, A+
  2. Pablo1888

    Pablo1888 Byte Poster

    Sorry for the double posting. Just realised this has already been done.[​IMG]

    Excellent mind you.
    Certifications: MOUS Master, MCP 70-210, A+
  3. tripwire45
    Honorary Member

    tripwire45 Zettabyte Poster

    I've seen variations on this, but your version is first rate. Well done. :biggrin
    Certifications: A+ and Network+
  4. Jakamoko
    Honorary Member

    Jakamoko On the move again ...

    lol - it DOES mean that you'll get the same pelters that were dished out last time as well m8 !!!! :biggrin
    Certifications: MCP, A+, Network+
    WIP: Clarity
  5. JonnyMX

    JonnyMX Petabyte Poster

    Nice one!

    My Wife 1.0 was upgraded to Wife 2.0 (at minimal additional cost) and has been faultless for nearly ten years now. Appart from the occasional GOLD patch required, it has been the best investment that I ever made.
    I have found that the mother-in-law popup can easily be ignored, or can be temporarily disabled with the removal tool GORDONSGIN, available to download from Threshers.
    There has been a bit of spyware that has installed itself on my PC recently, LITTLEBUGGER1 which has been there for four years now and can manage my operating system better than I can...
    Certifications: MCT, MCTS, i-Net+, CIW CI, Prince2, MSP, MCSD

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