Tech Support Needed!!!

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Phoenix I think after reading this you might have second thoughts..as for the rest of you...this is hilarious

Dear Technical Support

18 months ago, I upgraded to GirlFriend 1.0 from DrinkingMates 4.2,
which I had used for years without any trouble. However, there are
apparently conflicts between these two products and the only solution
was to try and

run GirlFriend 1.0 with the sound turned off.
To make matters worse, GirlFriend 1.0 is incompatible with several
other
applications, such as BoysNightOut 3.1, Football 4.5, and Playboy
6.9.
Successive versions of GirlFriend proved no better.
I tried a shareware program, Slapper 2.1, but it had many bugs and
left a
virus in my system, forcing me to shut down completely for several
weeks.
Eventually, I tried to run GirlFriend 1.2 and Girlfriend 1.0 at the
same time, only to discover that when these two systems detected each
other, they
caused severe damage to my hardware.
I eventually upgraded to Fiancee 1.0, only to discover that this
product soon had to be upgraded further to Wife 1.0.
While Wife 1.0 tends to use up all my available resources, it does
come
bundled with FreeSexPlus and Cleanhouse2003.
Shortly after this upgrade, however, I found that Wife 1.0 could be
very unstable and costly to run. Any mistakes I made were
automatically
stored in
Wife 1.0's memory and could not be deleted. They then resurfaced
months
later when I had forgotten about them.
Wife 1.0 also has an automatic Diary, Explorer and E-mail Filter, and
can, without warning, launch TurboStrop and Whinge. These latter
products have no Help files, and I have to try to guess what the
problem is.
Additional problems are that Wife 1.0 needs updating regularly,
requiring ShoeShop Browser for new attachments and Hairstyle Express
which needs to be
reinstalled every other week.
Wife 1.0 also spawns unwelcome child processes that drain my
resources.
These conflict with some of the new games I wanted to try out,
warning
me that they are an illegal operation.
Also, when Wife 1.0 attaches itself to my Audi TT hard drive, it
often
crashes. Wife 1.0 also comes with an irritating pop-up called
MotherInLaw, which can't be turned off.
Recently I've been tempted to install Mistress 2003, but there could
be
problems. A friend of mine has alerted me to the fact that if Wife
1.0
detects Mistress 2003, it tends to delete all of your Money before
uninstalling itself.
Any ideas?

I have to admit this guy is right...

 

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This has been posted before here, twice I think now. Still, pretty funny.

 

Oh no wonder...silly me..sorry guys...yep I have seen the others and this is the 3rd time its been posted...I should tell Lou to forget it as she behind the times..and her mates as well...