Tech Support Needed!!!

Discussion in 'Just for Laughs' started by noelg24, Jul 27, 2004.

  1. noelg24

    noelg24 Terabyte Poster

    Phoenix I think after reading this you might have second for the rest of you...this is hilarious :D

    Dear Technical Support

    18 months ago, I upgraded to GirlFriend 1.0 from DrinkingMates 4.2,
    which I had used for years without any trouble. However, there are
    apparently conflicts between these two products and the only solution
    was to try and

    run GirlFriend 1.0 with the sound turned off.
    To make matters worse, GirlFriend 1.0 is incompatible with several
    applications, such as BoysNightOut 3.1, Football 4.5, and Playboy
    Successive versions of GirlFriend proved no better.
    I tried a shareware program, Slapper 2.1, but it had many bugs and
    left a
    virus in my system, forcing me to shut down completely for several
    Eventually, I tried to run GirlFriend 1.2 and Girlfriend 1.0 at the
    same time, only to discover that when these two systems detected each
    other, they
    caused severe damage to my hardware.
    I eventually upgraded to Fiancee 1.0, only to discover that this
    product soon had to be upgraded further to Wife 1.0.
    While Wife 1.0 tends to use up all my available resources, it does
    bundled with FreeSexPlus and Cleanhouse2003.
    Shortly after this upgrade, however, I found that Wife 1.0 could be
    very unstable and costly to run. Any mistakes I made were
    stored in
    Wife 1.0's memory and could not be deleted. They then resurfaced
    later when I had forgotten about them.
    Wife 1.0 also has an automatic Diary, Explorer and E-mail Filter, and
    can, without warning, launch TurboStrop and Whinge. These latter
    products have no Help files, and I have to try to guess what the
    problem is.
    Additional problems are that Wife 1.0 needs updating regularly,
    requiring ShoeShop Browser for new attachments and Hairstyle Express
    which needs to be
    reinstalled every other week.
    Wife 1.0 also spawns unwelcome child processes that drain my
    These conflict with some of the new games I wanted to try out,
    me that they are an illegal operation.
    Also, when Wife 1.0 attaches itself to my Audi TT hard drive, it
    crashes. Wife 1.0 also comes with an irritating pop-up called
    MotherInLaw, which can't be turned off.
    Recently I've been tempted to install Mistress 2003, but there could
    problems. A friend of mine has alerted me to the fact that if Wife
    detects Mistress 2003, it tends to delete all of your Money before
    uninstalling itself.
    Any ideas?

    I have to admit this guy is right...
    Certifications: A+
    WIP: my life
  2. SimonV
    Honorary Member

    SimonV Petabyte Poster Gold Member

    This has been posted before here, twice I think now. Still, pretty funny. :biggrin
    Certifications: MOS Master 2003, CompTIA A+, MCSA:M, MCSE
    WIP: Keeping CF Alive...
  3. noelg24

    noelg24 Terabyte Poster

    Oh no wonder...silly me..sorry guys...yep I have seen the others and this is the 3rd time its been posted...I should tell Lou to forget it as she behind the times..and her mates as well...
    Certifications: A+
    WIP: my life

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