Sorry to be a pain in the @$$ ...

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----Colonoscopies are no joke, but these comments during the exams were
quite humorous...

A physician claimed that the following are actual comments made by his
patients (predominately male) while he was performing their
colonoscopies:

1. "Take it easy, Doc. You're boldly going where no man
has gone before!"

2. "Find Amelia Earhart yet?"

3. "Can you hear me NOW?"

4. "Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet?"

5. "You know, in Arkansas , we're now legally married."

6. "Any sign of the trapped miners, Chief?"

7. "You put your left hand in; you take your left hand out..."

8. "Hey! Now I know how a Muppet feels!"

9. "If your hand doesn't fit, you must quit!

10. "Hey Doc, let me know if you find my dignity."

11. "You used to be an executive at Enron, didn't you?"

12. "God, Now I know why I am not gay."
And the best one of all...

13. "Could you write a note for my wife saying that my head is not up
there!"

 

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This was me, during a sigmoidoscopy, where I could view the "butt cam" as the two-foot-diameter (well, it sure felt like it) camera made it's way up the... er... "way":

 

Better than the OP, Mike !!!

 

I used nr 12 when I had one, but (ooowww) nr 1 is my favorite.

How about:
Hey doc, you know, you're a pain in the ass.

 

Haha, funny stuff, but also quiet horrible to think about

 

Definitely!

 

I couldnt figure out how to quote one line of the post lol but i like Number 5 haha