Soldier ride

Discussion in 'Just for Laughs' started by nugget, Nov 3, 2005.

  1. nugget
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    The train was very crowded, so the soldier walked the length of the
    train, looking for an empty seat. The only unoccupied seat was
    directly adjacent to a well dressed middle aged lady and was being
    used by her little dog.

    The war weary soldier asked, "Please, ma'am, may I sit in that seat?"

    The French woman looked down her nose at the soldier, sniffed and
    said, "You Americans. You are such a rude class of people. Can't you
    see my Little Fife is using that seat?"

    The soldier walked away, determined to find a place to rest, but after
    another trip down to the end of the train, found himself again facing
    the woman with the dog.

    Again he asked, "Please, lady. May I sit there? I'm very tired." The
    French woman wrinkled her nose and snorted, "You Americans! Not only
    are you rude, you are also arrogant. Imagine!"

    The soldier didn't say anything else; he leaned over, picked up the
    little dog, tossed it out the window of the train and sat down in the
    empty seat. The woman shrieked and railed, and demanded that someone
    defend her and chastise the soldier.

    An English gentleman sitting across the aisle spoke up, "You know,
    sir, you Americans do seem to have a penchant for doing the wrong
    thing. You eat holding the fork in the wrong hand. You drive your
    autos on the wrong side of the road. And now, sir, you've thrown the
    wrong dog out the window.
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  2. tripwire45
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    tripwire45 Zettabyte Poster

    Classic, Nugget!

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  3. Veteran's son

    Veteran's son Megabyte Poster

    Excellent story nugget! :)
    You are hilarious! :biggrin
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  4. moominboy

    moominboy Gigabyte Poster

    sweet! nice one nug! :tongue
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