Should i build an arK?

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I've woke up today with the strangest urge that all this flooding isnt freak weather but the main man above giving us the heads up to live together better and in more fulfillment otherwise BAM!!! were washed away!!

So should I build an Ark? Like a modern day Noah Id then be in future bibles looking back on this time, children would sing sounds about Dave and his Ark taking the animals in two by too? ooo which animals should i take? cows , sheep, chickens,fish (oooo no they can live in the flood lol ) My goodness i have a lot of planing too do!

Is this the urge Noah had all them years ago or the rambling of a crazied mad man? What if noah had just thought he was mad and didnt bother, would we still be here? So if the stories true Noah saved life! Why isnt the a relgion praising him?

There could be a Davestianity region starting here before your very eyes, now wouldnt that be cool. remember you read it here first

 

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Will this "ARK" you speak of contain a network ?

 

Only if we can get power onto it! If we take to UPS's do you think we could breed them to get more and keep the system going?

 

Could bring a generator...we could also make use of solar power

 

Raise a change record for this "ARK" you speak of and we can asses whether the CF IT budget will cover it.

Remember to include costs and backout plan etc

 

since i have been away i have declared my vision to the wife in the upmost serious manner, she looked blankly at me and then told me off for being so daft, It attitudes like this which will get people washed away im telling you!

 

So how many of these visions have you had?

 

Mainly just this one,Had another one once though i thought i was blessed with the miracle of being the first male pregancy, but it turn up just to be trapped wind, thats why i know i shouldnt take this one likely, after all i will get praise and sung about!

 

What materials are you going to use to build this modern day ark?

 

Perhaps you should go speak to Evan (from Evan Almighty fame)
he should have some advice! direct from our god Morgan Freeman!

 

I was thinking wood, but now you have asked that might upset ecco worriors, so maybe we could do our bit for the enviroment and make it out of old news papers in a paper mache style and then spread clay over the mache to harden and make it water tight, if i then remember to pack a jigsaw and a hammer and chisel once the floods are gone the ark could be turned opside down and a doors and windows could be cut into it for tempery shelter while new houses are built, then it it would turn into place of worship for all Daveistanity followers

 

No need. I got one I can sell you. Fifteen quid and it's yours. Lots of room for the animals too.

 

oooo ill do that right away, any advice is good advice, just like dont eat yellow snow, or dont leap frog a unicorn such darn good advice!

 

Bloody prefect!! Just have to set up a mast and a little cover, cant be letting the network get wet now can we, although im a little worried about toliet faclities, would an animal such as a rhino be intelligant enough to hang its bum over the side when it needs a poop?

 

Nothing a little potty training wouldn't fix.

 

can you potty train a Rhino? interesting, im going to allow you onto my ark, you seem a good man and once which can potty train the rhino's . welcome aboard! your title can be Poop deck officer!

 

Oh, goody ! Will there be any girls aboard ?

 

heck yes and im thinking several forums, ones for cooking, and swedish ones for repopulating with ooo i must remember to tell the wife its my duty to repopulate the world, i think she'd by that

 

Aye aye Kapitan !

When do we set sail ?

 

when the timing is right i will signal with a pigeon like coooing, after all we dont what to make it wide public knowledge as we dont want any illegals getting on board and taking all our hard earn supplies do we, remember when you here the cooo cooo cooooooooooo it is time