Discussion in 'Just for Laughs' started by nugget, May 4, 2004.

  1. nugget
    Honorary Member

    nugget Junior toady

    Well it's Sh1t ........ That's right, sh1t!

    Sh1t may just be the most functional word in the English language.

    Consider this

    You can be sh1t faced,
    sh1t out of luck,
    or have sh1t for brains.

    With a little effort, you can get your sh1t together,
    find a place for your sh1t
    or decide to sh1t or get off the pot.

    You can smoke sh1t,
    buy sh1t, sell sh1t,
    lose sh1t, find sh1t,
    forget sh1t,
    and tell others to eat sh1t and die.

    Some people know their sh1t,
    while others can't tell the difference between sh1t and shine.

    There are lucky sh1ts
    dumb sh1ts,
    crazy sh1ts,
    and sweet sh1ts.

    There is bull sh1t,
    horse sh1t,
    and chicken sh1t

    You can throw sh1t,
    sling sh1t,
    catch sh1t,
    shoot sh1t,
    or duck when sh1t hits the fan.

    You can give a sh1t,
    or serve sh1t.

    You can be happier than a pig in sh1t,
    or you can find yourself in deep sh1t.

    Some days are cold as sh1t,
    some days are hot as sh1t,
    and some days are just plan sh1tty.

    Some music sounds like sh1t,
    things can look like sh1t,
    and there are times when you feel like sh1t.

    You can have too much sh1t,
    not enough sh1t,
    the right sh1t,
    the wrong sh1t,
    or a lot of weird sh1t.

    You can carry sh1t,
    have a mountain of sh1t,
    or find yourself up sh1t's creek
    without a paddle.

    Sometimes every thing you touch
    turns to sh1t.

    And others times you fall in a
    bucket of sh1t and come out
    smelling like a rose.

    When you stop to consider all the facts,
    it's the basic building block of creation.

    And remember, once you know your sh1t,
    you don't need to know anything else!

    Pass this sh1t along, if you give a sh1t. :shtum
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  2. mattwest

    mattwest Megabyte Poster

    Useful word! :wink: :)
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    WIP: Maybe re-certify my CCNA
  3. Rosy
    Honorary Member

    Rosy Megabyte Poster

    :eek: What a load of sh1t! :lol: :roll:
    Certifications: MOS Master Instructor

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