Sex life

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A golfer is in a competitive match with a friend, who is ahead by
a couple of strokes. The golfer says to himself, "I'd give
anything to sink this next putt."

A stranger walks up to him and whispers, "Would you give up a
fourth of your sex life?"

The golfer thinks the man is crazy and that his answer will be
meaningless. At the same time he thinks this might be a good
omen, so he says, "Okay," and sinks the putt. Two holes later he
mumbles to himself, "Boy, if I could only get an eagle on this
hole."

The same stranger moves to his side and says, "Would it be worth
another fourth of your sex life?"

The golfer shrugs and says, "Sure." He makes an eagle. On the
final hole, the golfer needs yet another eagle to win. Though he
says nothing, the stranger moves to his side and says, "Would you
be willing to give up the rest of your sex life to win this
match?"

The golfer says, "Certainly!" He makes the eagle.

As the golfer walks to the club house, the stranger walks
alongside and says, "You know, I've really not been fair with you
because you don't know who I am. I'm the Devil, and from now on
you will have no sex life."

"Nice to meet you," says the golfer. "My name's Father
O'Malley."