Senior driving

Discussion in 'Just for Laughs' started by nugget, Jun 11, 2004.

  1. nugget
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    As a senior citizen was driving down the freeway, his car phone rang.

    Answering, he heard his wife's voice urgently warning him, "Herman, I

    just heard on the news that there's a car going the wrong way on

    Interstate 77. Please be careful!" "Hell," said Herman, "It's not just

    one car. It's hundreds of them!"


    Two elderly women were out driving in a large car - both could barely

    see over the dashboard. As they were cruising along, they came to an

    intersection. The stoplight was red, but they just went on through. The

    woman in the passenger seat thought to herself "I must be losing it. I

    could have sworn we just went through a red light." After a few more

    minutes, they came to another intersection and the light was red again.

    Again, they went right through. The woman in the passenger seat was

    almost sure that the light had been red but was really concerned tht she

    was losing it. She was getting nervous. At the next intersection, sure

    enough, the light was red and they went on through. So, she turned to

    the other woman and said, "Mildred, did you know that we just ran

    through three red lights in a row? You could have killed us both!" Mildred

    turned to her and said, "Crap, am I driving?" :eek:
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