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A plane leaves Los Angeles airport under the control of a Jewish
captain. His copilot is Chinese. It's the first time they've flown
together and an awkward silence between the two seems to indicate a
mutual dislike. Once they reach cruising altitude, the Jewish captain
activates the autopilot, leans back in his seat, and mutters, "I don't
like Chinese."

"No rike Chinese?" asks the copilot, "why not?"

"You people bombed Pearl Harbour, that's why!"

"No, no," the copilot protests, "Chinese not bomb Peahl Hahbah! That
Japanese, not Chinese."

"Japanese, Chinese, Vietnamese......doesn't matter, you're all alike!"

After a few minutes of silence. "No rike Jews!" the copilot suddenly
announces.

"Why not" asks the captain?

"Jews sink Titanic."

Jews didn't sink the Titanic!" exclaims the captain, "it was an iceberg!"

"Iceberg, Goldberg, Greenberg, Rosenberg, no mattah......all same!"

 

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