politically correct

Discussion in 'Just for Laughs' started by cazzam35, Feb 5, 2005.

  1. cazzam35

    cazzam35 Kilobyte Poster

    That's right, friends and neighbors, we are living in a politically correct world. It's high time that this political correctness is shared by those of the blonde persuasion! From this moment forward, there shall be no more blonde jokes! To be politcally correct, allow me to introduce "The Fair Haired Jokes!"

    Q. What is the difference between Elvis Presley and a smart Fair Hair?

    A. Elvis has been sighted!

    Q. What does a Fair Hair make best for dinner?

    A. Reservations!

    Q. Why do Fair Hairs hate to make Kool-Aid?

    A. Because they can't fit 8 cups of water into those tiny packets!

    Q. Why do Fair Hairs hate M & Ms?

    A. They are too hard to peel!

    Q. How many Fair Hairs does it take to make chocolate chip cookies?

    A. Eight - One to bake them and seven to peel the M & Ms!

    Q. Why did the Fair Hair climb up to the roof of the bar?

    A. She heard that the drinks were on the house!

    Q. How do you keep a Fair Hair busy?

    A. Write "Please Turn Over" on both sides of a piece of paper!

    Q. How do you keep a Fair Hair busy all day?

    A. Put her in a round room and tell her to sit in the corner!

    Q. How do Fair Hair brain cells die?

    A. Alone!

    Q. What do you call a Fair Hair with two brain cells?

    A. Gifted!

    Q. What do you call 12 Fair Hairs in a freezer?

    A. Frosted Flakes!

    Q. What do you call it when a Fair Hair dyes her hair brunette?

    A. Artificial intelligence!

    Q. How do you measure a Fair Hair's intelligence?

    A. Stick a tire pressure gauge in her ear!

    Q. What do you call a brunette standing between two Fair Hairs?

    A. A translator!

    Q. Why don't Fair Hairs have elevator jobs?

    A. They can't remember the route!

    Q. How do you put a sparkle in a Fair Hair's eyes?

    A. Shine a flashlight in her ear!

    Q. How do you change a Fair Hair's mind?

    A. Buy her another beer!

    Q. How does a Fair Hair spell "farm"?

    A. E-I-E-I-O!

    Q. What do you do if a Fair Hair throws a pin at you?

    A. Run! She's got a hand grenade in her mouth!

    Q. Why do Fair Hairs wear earmuffs?

    A. To avoid the draft!

    Q. Did you hear about the two Fair Hairs who were found frozen to death at the drive-in movie?

    A. They went to see "Closed For The Winter!"

    Q. How do you make a Fair Hair laugh on Saturday?

    A. Tell her one of these jokes on Wednesday!

    Q: What do you call a Fair Haired lady in between 2 brunettes?

    A: An air pocket.

    Q. Santa Claus, Bigfoot and an intelligent fair haired lady were walking down the street together when they all spotted a one hundred dollar bill layin in the middle of the street. Who gets the money?

    A. Santa Claus, of course! The other two are mythological creatures!

    Q. What do you call a dead Fair Hair in a closet?

    A. The 1988 Hide-and-Go-Seek World Champion!

    Q. What do you call a smart fair hair?

    A. A golden retriever!
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  2. Jakamoko
    Honorary Member

    Jakamoko On the move again ...

    Nah - bugger that m8 - it has to be "blonde" and incorrect :biggrin
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    WIP: Clarity
  3. AJ

    AJ 01000001 01100100 01101101 01101001 01101110 Administrator

    he he he

    Certifications: MCSE, MCSA (messaging), ITIL Foundation v3
    WIP: Breathing in and out, but not out and in, that's just wrong
  4. tripwire45
    Honorary Member

    tripwire45 Zettabyte Poster

    I'm with Gav. $kr3w political correctness. They are blondes. :biggrin
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