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Physics explains all...

Discussion in 'Just for Laughs' started by juice142, Aug 4, 2008.

  1. juice142

    juice142 Megabyte Poster

    Research has lead to the discovery of the heaviest element yet known to
    science. The new element, Governmentium (Gv), has one neutron, 25 assistant
    neutrons, 88 deputy neutrons, and 198 assistant deputy neutrons, giving it
    an atomic mass of 312.

    These 312 particles are held together by forces called morons, which are
    surrounded by vast quantities of lepton-like particles called peons. Since
    Governmentium has no electrons, it is inert; however, it can be detected
    because it impedes every action with which it comes into contact.

    A minute amount of Governmentium can cause a reaction that would normally
    take less than a second to take from four days to four years to complete.

    Governmentium has a normal half-life of 2-6 years; it does not decay, but
    instead undergoes a reorganization in which a portion of the assistant
    neutrons and deputy neutrons exchange places.

    In fact, Governmentium's mass will actually increase over time, since every
    reorganization will cause more morons to become neutrons, forming isodopes.

    This characteristic of moron promotion leads some scientists to believe that
    Governmentium is formed whenever morons reach a critical concentration.

    This hypothetical quantity is referred to as critical morass.

    When catalyzed with money, Governmentium becomes Administratium, an element
    that radiates just as much energy as Governmentium since it has half as many
    peons but twice as many morons.
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