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Discussion in 'Just for Laughs' started by Tinus1959, Oct 2, 2007.

  1. Tinus1959

    Tinus1959 Gigabyte Poster

    Last night I was called on the phone at about 3:30 in the morning. When I answered I heard a men in agony asking me if I had a thermometer. I asked him what was wrong but he just wanted to know if I had a thermometer. So I told him I had.
    "Well, stick it in your arse then!" he said and hung up.
    I was mad, furious and quite p*ssed.
    I phoned the police. It took me about 10 minutes just to get them on the line and I started my story.
    Just two sentences after that the officer said: Hold on sir, I'll pass you on to the police officer in charge. An other 3 minutes later I could do my story.
    During my story I was constanly interrupted to explain something and give him the change to write it down.
    In the end he asked me when this all happened? I told him about about 20 minutes ago.
    Well, he said, You can remove it by now then.
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  2. JonnyMX

    JonnyMX Petabyte Poster

    Ha Ha!

    Reminds me of the one when the doctor goes to write a prescription, reaches in to his jacket pocket and pulls out a thermometer.
    He stares at it puzzled and says:
    'Damn, some ar*ehole's got my pen'.

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