over 30

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The counterpart to Men's #1 Rules



This is for all you girls 30 years and over ...
and for those who are turning 30,
and for those who are scared of moving into

their30's...AND for guys who are scared of girls over 30!!!!...



This was written by Andy Rooney from CBS 60 Minutes.



Andy Rooney says:


As I grow in age, I value women who are over 30 most of all.



Here are just a few reasons why:

A woman over 30 will never wake you in the middle of the night to ask,
"What are you thinking?" She doesn't care what you think.



If a woman over 30 doesn't want to watch the game,
she doesn't sit around whining about it.
She does something she wants to do. And,
it's usually something more interesting.



A woman over 30 knows herself well enough to be assured
in who she is, what she is, what she wants and from whom.
Few women past the age of 30 give a hoot what you
might think about her or what she's doing.



Women over 30 are dignified. They seldom have a screaming
match with you at the opera or in the middle of
an expensive restaurant. Of course, if you deserve it,
they won't hesitate to shoot you, if they think they can get away with it.



Older women are generous with praise, often undeserved.
They know what it's like to be unappreciated.



A woman over 30 has the self-assurance to introduce you to her women friends.
A younger woman with a man will often ignore even her best friend
because she doesn't trust the guy with other women. Women over
30 couldn't care less if you're attracted to her friends
because she knows her friends won't betray her.



Women get psychic as they age. You never have to confess
your sins to a woman over 30. They always know.



A woman over 30 looks good wearing bright red lipstick.
This is not true of younger women.



Once you get past a wrinkle or two, a woman over 30 is
far sexier than her younger counterpart.



Older women are forthright and honest. They'll tell you
right off if you are a jerk if you are acting like one!
You don't ever have to wonder where you stand with her.



Yes, we praise women over 30 for a multitude of reasons.
Unfortunately, it's not reciprocal.
For every stunning, smart, well-coiffed hot woman of 30+,
there is a bald, paunchy relic in yellow pants making a
fool of himself with some 22-year-old waitress.



Ladies, I apologize.



For all those men who say,

"Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free."

Here's an update for you.

Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage,

why?

Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire Pig,

just to get a little sausage.

 

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Good Stuff!

 

It's just so true.

 

Very good!

 

nice one cazz!

 

Nice one.

 

That is brilliant Cazz:igree iagree
It is so true believe me
Missy