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Q: Mom's have Mother's Day, Father's have Father's Day. What do single guys have?
A: Palm Sunday


Q: Why is being in the military like a blowjob?
A: The closer you get to discharge, the better you feel.


Q: What do you call a ninety year old man who can still masturbate?
A: Miracle Whip.


Q: What's the difference between a porcupine and a BMW?
A: The porcupine has pricks on the outside.


Q: What has a whole bunch of little balls and screws old ladies?
A: A bingo machine.

 

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I guess I can't bust you on the grounds of you did put a disclaimer in the title, Cazz. Other than that, those are bloody hilarious (first one was the best, IMHO !!!)

 

How's it going Gav, you keeping ok bud?

Just thought i'd drop a few in too see if my standards are still
up there mate.

 

As low and distasteful as ever, m8

 

WOW, that good? lmao

 

I think we are going down that slippery slope again

Damn funny though