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My wife was getting out of the bath the other day when she slipped, fell fanny first on the floor and got herself stuck to the floortiles.

I tried and tried and tried to free her, but the suction was too great so I phoned my mate to come give me a hand.

My mate turns up, looks at the predicament and explains that if he can smash the tiles with a hammer then we will be able to lift the misses from her sticky predicament.In the meantime I explain to my mte that if I kiss her and play with her breasts then things might not be so bad!

"how's that work out?" my mate asks,

"simple!" I reply

"If i get her wet enough we can slide her over to the kitchen, there's cheaper tiles in there!"

 

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LMAOAOTF we got to come up with a Joke of the Month award... seriously!

 

I can't believe that that joke just got told on CF !!! I'm too outraged to moderate it !!

 

Nearly fell off my chair I laughed so hard.

 

sweet mother of heaven that was mint!! hehehehe

 

Moral of the story: don't sniff the floor tiles until after they have dried.

 

Ahem...I notice that the women at CF haven't ventured to comment.