Oops, The Waiter Did It!

Discussion in 'Just for Laughs' started by nugget, Jul 5, 2005.

  1. nugget
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    nugget Junior toady

    One evening, a very attractive young lady was sitting in a fine
    restaurant patiently awaiting her date.

    While waiting, she decided to make sure that she looked perfect
    for him. So the young lady bends down in her chair in order to
    get a mirror from her purse. Then just as the waiter walks up,
    she accidentally farts quite loudly.

    The lady immediately sat up straight, embarrassed and red faced,
    sure that everyone in the place had heard her. Quickly she turns
    to the waiter and demands, "Stop That!"

    The waiter looks at her dryly and says, "Sure lady. Which way
    was it headed?":dry
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