One to groan to!!!!

Discussion in 'Just for Laughs' started by cazzam35, Feb 14, 2005.

  1. cazzam35

    cazzam35 Kilobyte Poster

    Nelson Mandela is sitting at home watching TV and drinking a beer
    when he hears a knock at the door. When he opens it, he is confronted by
    a little Chinese man, clutching a clip board and yelling,

    "You Sign!You sign!"

    Behind him is an enormous truck full of car exhausts.

    Nelson is standing there in complete amazement, when the Chinese

    starts to yell louder, "You Sign! You sign!"

    Nelson says to him, "Look, you've obviously got the wrong man", and

    shuts the door in his face.

    The next day he hears a knock at the door again. When he opens it,

    little Chinese man is back with a huge truck of brake pads.
    He thrusts his clipboard under Nelson's nose, yelling,
    "You sign!You sign!"

    Mr Mandela is getting a bit hacked off by now, so he pushes the
    little Chinese man back, shouting: "Look, go away! You've got the wrong
    man. I don't want them!"

    Then he slams the door in his face again.

    The following day, Nelson is resting, and late in the afternoon, he

    hears a knock on the door again. On opening the door, there is the

    same little Chinese man thrusting a clipboard under his nose,


    "You sign! You sign!"

    Behind him are TWO very large trucks full of car parts. This time

    Nelson loses his temper completely, he picks up the little man by
    his shirt front and yells at him:

    "Look, I don't want these! Do you understand?

    You must have the wrong name! Who do you want to give these to?"

    The little Chinese man looks very puzzled, consults his clipboard,
    and says.....

    (It's a beauty)

    (wait for it)

    (Get your best Chinese accent ready)

    "You not Nissan Main Dealer?" :rolleyes:
    Certifications: currently doing A+/MCSE
    WIP: Curr/Supervisor/Duty Mgr/Retail DIY
  2. AJ

    AJ 01000001 01100100 01101101 01101001 01101110 Administrator

    beau callum ROTFLMAO [​IMG]
    Certifications: MCSE, MCSA (messaging), ITIL Foundation v3
    WIP: Breathing in and out, but not out and in, that's just wrong
  3. syntax_error

    syntax_error Bit Poster

    top draw :D
    Certifications: mcp server2k
    WIP: Network Infrastructure
  4. tripwire45
    Honorary Member

    tripwire45 Zettabyte Poster

    moan. That was horrible. :blink :confused3

    One might even say it was a real bomb. :att :blowingup
    Certifications: A+ and Network+
  5. Loki30000

    Loki30000 Bit Poster

    Groan! yes well....????
    Certifications: none yet
    WIP: Home learning C++. Then VB and JAVA

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