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one for them crazy canucks....

Discussion in 'Just for Laughs' started by moominboy, Nov 24, 2005.

  1. moominboy

    moominboy Gigabyte Poster

    A city boy, Paul, moved to the country and bought a donkey from an old farmer for $100.00. The farmer agreed to deliver the donkey the next day.

    The next day the farmer drove up and said, "Sorry son, but I have some bad news, the donkey died." Paul replied, "Well then, just give me my money back."

    The farmer said, "Can't do that. I went and spent it already."

    Paul said, "OK then, just unload the donkey".

    The farmer asked, "What ya gonna do with him?"

    Paul, "I'm going to raffle him off."

    Farmer, " You can't raffle off a dead donkey!"

    Paul, "Sure I can. Watch me. I just won't tell anybody he is dead."

    A month later the farmer met up with Paul and asked, "What happened with that dead donkey?"

    Paul, "I raffled him off. I sold 500 tickets at two dollars a piece and made a profit of $898.00."

    Farmer, "Didn't anyone complain?"

    Paul, " Just the guy who won. So I gave him his two dollars back."

    Paul grew up and eventually became the Prime Minister of Canada.

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  2. JonnyMX

    JonnyMX Petabyte Poster

    Not chancellor of the exchequer?
    Are you sure?

    Sounds familiar...
    Isn't he the guy who said I had to take responsibility for my own pension, yet is slightly more helpful in telling me how much tax I have to pay?
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  3. moominboy

    moominboy Gigabyte Poster

    pretty sure mate, if it was i'm sure there would be a lot more adjectives such as:

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