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Discussion in 'Just for Laughs' started by farmer, Dec 8, 2006.

  1. farmer

    farmer Byte Poster

    Of course I won't laugh," the Urologist said. "I'm a
    professional. In over twenty years I've never
    laughed at a patient."

    "Okay then," Jack said, and proceeded to drop his
    trousers revealing the tiniest "willy" the doctor
    had ever seen. It couldn't have been size of a

    Unable to control himself, the Urologist started
    giggling, and then fell laughing to the floor. Ten
    minutes later he was able to struggle to his feet
    and regain his composure.

    "I'm so sorry," said the Urologist. "I really am.....I
    don't know what came over me. On my honour as a
    professional and a gentleman, I promise it won't
    happen again. Now what seems to be the problem?"

    Jack replied, "It's swollen....."

    Peter and Alfred Nussbaum were tailors and partners in the firm
    Nussbaum Brothers. After many years they decided to Anglicize
    their names and henceforth the firm should be known as the
    Nuss Brothers.

    After completing the legal paperwork, they informed the
    receptionist, Ethel, that from Monday on she should answer the
    phone as "Nuss Brothers."

    "I quit," said Ethel.

    "But why?", asked Peter, "the pay and benefits will be the

    "Yeah? Well, YOU answer the phone then. I don't want to answer
    and find that the caller says he wants to speak with Mr. Nuss.
    Then I have to say..... "Yes Sir; which one? P-Nuss or A-Nuss?"
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  2. Leehaa

    Leehaa Gigabyte Poster

    VG. There used to be two brothers at our school: Lee King and Wayne King. What were the parents thinking? :blink
    Certifications: MCP, MCDST, ITIL v3, MBCS, others...
    WIP: BSc IT & Computing, RHCE

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