New boots

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An elderly couple is vacationing in the West. Sam always wanted a pair of authentic boots. Seeing some on sale one day, he buys them, wears them home, walking proudly.

He walks into their room and says to his wife,"Notice anything different,"Bessie?"

Bessie looks him over,"Nope"

Sam says excitedly, "Come on, Bessie, take a good look.Notice anything different about me?"

Bessie looks again, "Nope."

Frustrated, Sam storms off into the bathroom, undresses, and walks back into the room completely naked except for his boots.

Again, he asks, a little louder this time, "Notice anything DIFFERENT?"

Bessie looks up and says, "Sam, what's different? It's hanging down today, it was hanging down yesterday, it'll be hanging down again tomorrow."

Furious, Sam yells, AND DO YOU KNOW WHY IT IS HANGING DOWN, BESSIE? IT'S HANGING DOWN BECAUSE IT IS LOOKING AT MY NEW BOOTS!!!

To which Bessie replies, "Shoulda bought a hat, Sam. Shoulda bought a hat"

 

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Back on top form again I see Nugget - nice one!

 

Top one there, Nugg

 

Nice one

 

Does it look like the one sitting on my head AJ??