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Discussion in 'Just for Laughs' started by AJ, May 28, 2008.

  1. AJ

    AJ 01000001 01100100 01101101 01101001 01101110 Administrator

    Real Notes to British Milkmen collected by Express Dairies

    * Dear Milkman, I've just had a baby, please leave another one.

    * Cancel one pint after the day after today.

    * Please don't leave any more milk. All they do is drink it.

    * Milkman, please close the gate behind you because the birds keep pecking the tops off the milk.

    * Sorry about yesterday's note. I didn't mean one egg and a dozen pints,but the other way round.

    * When you leave my milk knock on my bedroom window and wake me because I want you to give me a hand to turn the mattress.

    * Please knock. My TV's broken down and I missed last night's Coronation Street. If you saw it, will you tell me what happened over a cup of tea.

    * Please send me a form for cheap milk, for I have a baby two months old and did not know about it until a neighbour told me.

    * From now on please leave two pints every other day and one pint on the days in between, except Wednesdays and Saturdays when I don't want any milk.

    * Please leave no milk today. When I say today, I mean tomorrow, for I wrote this note yesterday.

    * When you leave the milk please put the coal on the boiler, let dog out and put newspaper inside the screen door. PS. Don't leave any milk.

    * No milk. Please do not leave milk at No. 14 either as he is dead until further notice.
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    LOL - that's funny,:p thanks AJ:thumbleft

    I needed a good laugh, things at work are getting a bit too serious.

    It's always good to have a laugh!:biggrin8)
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