MEN ONLY - MAY OFFEND WOMEN, YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED

Oh man! Ad-blocking software has been detected! :'(

This website is run by the community, for the community... and it needs advertisements in order to keep running. Blocking our ads means your killing our stats!
Please disable your ad-block, or become a premium member to hide all advertisements and this notice.

We always hear "the rules" from the female side.
Now here from are the rules the male side.​

These are our rules:
•Please note... these are all number "1"​

Breasts are for looking at and that is it why we do it. Don't try to change that.​

Learn to work the toilet seat.
You're big girl. If it’s up, put it down.
We need it up, you need it down
You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down.​

Saturday = sports. It's like the full moon or the
changing of the tides. Let it be.​

Shopping is NOT a sport. And no, we are never
going think it that way.​

Crying is blackmail.​

Ask for what you want. Let us be clear this one:
Subtle hints do not work!
Strong hints do not work!
Obvious hints do not work!
JUST SAY IT!​

‘Yes’ and ‘No’ are perfectly
acceptable answers to almost
every question​

Come to us with a problem only if
you help solving it That's what we do.
Sympathy is what
your girlfriends are for​

A headache that lasts for 17
months is a problem See a Doctor​

Anything we said 6 months ago is
inadmissible in an argument In fact,
all comments become null and void after 7 days​

If you think you're fat, you
probably are are. Don't ask us​

If something we said can be
interpreted ways two ways, and one of
the ways makes you sad or angry,
we meant the other one​

You can either ask us to do
something or tell us how want it done
Not both
If you already know best how to
do it, just do it yourself​

Whenever possible, please say
whatever you have to say during
commercials.​

Christopher Columbus did not
need directions and do neither do we.​

ALL men see in only 16 colours,
like Windows default settings.
Peach, for example, is a fruit, not
a colour.
Pumpkin is also a fruit.
We have no idea what mauve is​

If it itches, it will be scratched.
We do that.​

If we ask what is wrong and you
say "nothing " we will act like
nothing's wrong.
We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle​

If you ask a question you don't
want an answer to , expect an
answer you don't want to hear​

When we have to go somewhere,
anything you wear is absolutely fine, Really​

Don't ask us what we're thinking
unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as:
Sex,
Sport or
Cars​

You have enough clothes​

You have too many shoes​

I am in shape. Round is a shape.​

Thank you for reading this; Yes, I
know have sleep on the couch tonight,
but did you know
men really don't mind that, it's
like camping.​

Pass this to as many men as you
can -to give them a laugh.​

Pass this to as many women as
you can - to give them an education​

 

Oh man! Ad-blocking software has been detected! :'(

This website is run by the community, for the community... and it needs advertisements in order to keep running. Blocking our ads means your killing our stats!
Please disable your ad-block, or become a premium member to hide all advertisements and this notice.

To all the guys on here who have known me,
and whats happened in my past over past
few years:

I'm getting married on Saturday!
Just thought I'd share that with ya'll

Party time

 

Yes and then little people possibly...that will change your POV

[evil, manic laff]

 

proposed to her in November last year, then on way out to
work about 4 weeks ago she showed me this little gizmo
thingy with a little pink line on it ( shocked but pleased)

so little people already on the way, another little me lol !

So i've stopped looking for my perfect Subaru now, and looking
through the Volvo / Ford Galaxy section lmao

 

Congratulations all the best with the special day and the new [first] addition!!

 

Major congrats! Twice!

 

Big Congrats Cazz!

 

Nice one mate, congrats

 

Mauve.