Men and Women

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Just a couple of jokes I thought were fun...

A woman worries about the future till she gets a husband
A man never worries about the future till he gets a wife.

Women don't nag. Women merely rinimd the men in their lives to do the things that must be done. If that includes cutting down on beer and fags, it may in fact be life-saving advice.
Men don't nag. Men Assert, instruct, or pass on their wisdom. It is alsways for the woman's benefit. They think it show they care.

Women can talk about several unrelated topics in one conversation and can use five vocal tones to emphasise points.
Men can identify only three of these tones. Men often lose the plot when listenigh to women talk.

Moses wandered in the desert for 40 years. He wouldn't ask for directions. A man would reather be burnt at the stake than admit to a woman that he's lost. Men don't get lost, they simply dicover alternative destinations.

And the last one and my personal fave:

THE FIVE SECRETS OF A GREAT RELATIONSHIP

1. It is important to find a man who works around the house, occasionally cooks, and cleans and who has a job.
2. It is important to find a man who makes you laugh.
3. It is important to find a man who is dependable and doesn't lie.
4. It is improtant to find a man who's good in bed and who loves to have sex with you.
5. It is important that these four men never meet.

That's all for now. Hope you liked it.

TNT