Discussion in 'Just for Laughs' started by Phil, Jan 14, 2004.

  1. Phil
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    Phil Gigabyte Poster

    Jim and Edna were both patients in a mental hospital. One day, while they
    were walking past the hospital swimming pool, Jim suddenly decided to jump
    in at the deep end. He sank to the bottom of the pool.............. and
    stayed there, so Edna promptly jumped in to save him. She swam to the
    bottom and, after a struggle, pulled Jim out of the pool.

    When the Head Nurse became aware of Edna's heroic act, she immediately ordered
    that Edna be discharged from the mental hospital, as the Head Nurse now
    considered Edna to be obviously mentally stable.

    When she went to tell Edna the news, the Head Nurse said: "Edna, I have
    some good news and some bad news. The good news is that you're being
    discharged. Since you were able to respond rationally to a crisis by
    jumping in the pool and saving the life of another patient, I have
    concluded that your act displays soundmindedness. The bad news is that
    right after you saved him, Jim hung himself with his bathrobe belt in the
    bathroom. I'm so sorry, Edna, but your friend Jim is dead."

    Edna replied: "Jim didn't hang himself - that's where I put him to dry.
    So, how soon can I go home?"
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  2. flex22

    flex22 Gigabyte Poster

    :joker lol :!:
  3. Jakamoko
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    Jakamoko On the move again ...

    :lol: @Phil:

    Not sure if thats hilarious or just plain sick :sickR

    D@mn funny all the same, Phil :P
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  4. SimonV
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    SimonV Petabyte Poster Gold Member

    :lol: :lol: Good one Phil :thumbleft
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