Learn Chinese In 5 mins - Some NSFW

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These were sent to me in an email today

1) That's not right - Sum Ting Wong
2) Are you harbouring a fugitive - Hu Yu Hai Ding
3) See me ASAP - Kum Hia Nao
4) Stupid Man - Dum Fuk
5) Small horse - Tai Ni Po Ni
6) Did you go to the beach? - Wai Yu So Tan
7) I bumped in to a coffee table - Ai Bang Mai Fa
Kin Ni
8. I think you need a face lift - Chin Tu Fat
9) Its very dark in here - Wao So Dim
10) I thought you were on a diet - Wai Yu Mun Ching
11) This is a tow away zone - No Pah King
12) Staying out of sight - Lei Ying Lo
13) He's cleaning his automobile - Wa Shing Ka
14) Your body odour is offensive - Yu Stin Ki Pu
15) Great - Fa Kin Su Pah

 

LOL

 

Ha ha..

Really funny, mate. Thanx.

 

I lol'd...done well

 

Those are some real crackers