Katie Price to Sell Her Implants on Ebay

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  1. Kitkatninja
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    Katie Price to Sell Her Implants on Ebay



    Katie 'JORDAN' Price is planning on removing and selling her G-Cup implants on EBay.

    She is reportedly fed up with her really big boobs and wants to tone it down just a little. After removing the implants she plans on selling it on Ebay and donating some of the proceeds to charity.

    The busty babe says, "I can't wait. I still want them to be big - they're certainly not going to be small. I just want them to be more pert.

    "I'll put them on eBay and I'll want a minimum of £1 million. I'll give some of that to charity."

    For the whole page, see here.

    So for the guy who has lots of money and doesn't know what to do with it, now you do :lol:

    -ken
     
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    While that is disturbing... and to be honest not in the least surprising considering she's one of those dumb celebs, what disturbs me more is the comment on that page... not only do people actually take it seriously (each others comments that is) but there are some odd people out there.
     
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    i lol'd
    £1million pound least and it ebay.... ebay is like where you be ordering things as cheap as you can get it at...
    well if everyone had that kinda money it be no problemo !!
    talk about desperate
    like how she was by making the marriage with what his name... so extra just for a lil' fame
     
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    One million? I can understand putting them on there because you will get sad blokes bidding for em, but one million? I cant see them getting that but then i've seen crazier things!
     
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    PMSL!

    If i had £1m to give away, i wouldn't buy used pair!

    I'd get a fresh pair, get them implainted and play with them myself!
     
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    First off, ewwww, that is really nasty.
    second, who the hell is she?
    thrid, ewwwww

    And did I say ewwwww?
     
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    Someone needs to tell these guys that:

    1) They will not be allowed to view the implants in their current packaging.
    2) They will not be allowed to handle the implants before they are removed.
    3) They will not be allowed to watch as the doctors remove the implants.
    4) They will not be allowed to see the container that the implants came in after they are removed.
    5) They will not be allowed to date the previous owner of the implants after they are removed.
     
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    Imagine the excess skin when they're out!!

    I know it'll only be for a short time but her chest will look like an elephants backside............wrinkle city baby!!!
     
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    6) They will not be allowed to massage the wrinkles out of the original packaging after the implants are removed. 8)
     
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    If i had the spare cash i would give her 1M pounds to keep them herself.

    Echoing Mitzs comment.. eeek :eek:
     
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